The contest is over: congrats to Drew Ludwig for winning the Photo Caption contest. What a creative re-writing of a hymn – check it out below!
The above sculpture is by Kris Kukski. Please submit your caption for this photo. I will select a winner at 1pm PST and they will receive a copy of Pocket Guide to Sainthood.
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“I’ve got soul, but I’m not a soldier.”
“Forcefully Advancing the Kingdom”
simple and to the point:
“Onward Christian Soldiers”
shoot—missed that by like 1 minute…now to get more creative!! LOL
“ChurchTank: Taking the Culture War to the streets.”
“Onward Christian Soldiers…marching as to war….”
“Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition.”
Gives a whole new meaning to “God and Country”
The new Pope-Mobile :)
We’re on a mission from God?!
“Repent and be baptized.”
Resistance is Futile
This puts the notion of Christ being “offensive” into new perspective…
“How firm a foundation, ye saints of the Lord,
Is laid for your faith in His excellent word!”
–First couplet, “How Firm a Foundation” by John Keith
The church’s new foundation,
can roll o’er all the earth.
A blessed Christian nation
no longer needs re-birth.
With pow’r now unstoppable
she’ll never have to die.
and ‘neath the crunch of steel treads
we hear the savior cry.
Does the church shoot its wounded?
or
The church wages war on ______. (insert the appropriate words…gays, SSM, women pastors, the emerging church movement, health care reform – NOTE: I think it would have to be making a negative point about the church in order for the caption to be effective)
Attention Christian soldiers: the age of the metaphor has officially ended.
Oh! One more:
Sorry ELCA, but we warned you this might happen.
Ah! The two causes of war……………..Religion and Politics.
Do we assume that the politicos are hiding inside the church???
Do we further assume that the tank is in reverse…..Hhhmmmm?????
Christendom.
…and here we have the now extinct Churchasaurous Rex, known for its aggressive behavour and most notably for killing it’s own kind.
“Now TANK we all our God”
The cooperation of Church and Hate.
“Be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Put on the full armor of God so that you can take you stand against the devil’s schemes. For our struggle is not against the flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.” Ephesians 6:10-12
We are waging the war against Evil.
This church is on the move and nothing will stand in our way
“Our premium protection package will guarantee the safe relocation of your church from the inner-city to the suburbs.”
At last, First Church of Modernity felt that their Incarnational Ministries Upgrade was sufficient for them to go ‘out there’ to meet people where ‘they’ are.
(when reading, please replace quotation marks with italics)
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