You know you’re “Emergent” when…

Date October 10, 2005

You know you’ve read a few too many books, and you’ve sat through a few too many talks on nanotechnology and agrarian societies and antique furniture, and…well, this is just embarrassing, but I found myself writing “very Pagittian” in the margins of an article by J. Denny Weaver on Christology. I feel bad, like I should have previously written something like “very Jonesian” or “very Jones’ian” or “very Jones’sian” - but for the life of me, I can’t figure out what to do with the last name of Tony Jones (you see, I even gramatically-maneuvered that sentence, so I wouldn’t have to try and figure out how to make Tony’s last name possessive…).

At any rate, I suppose the first person I should have done this with is McLaren - but how would that work: “very McLarenian.”

But the quote is still good, and I still think it does sound like something Doug Pagitt would say. So, maybe in addition to Doug being linked to a feminist Catholic theologian, maybe now Doug has some connections with an Anabaptist theologian now as well.

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13 Responses to “You know you’re “Emergent” when…”

  1. tony jones said:

    I think it would be “Jonesian.”

  2. glenn said:

    The most proper way to say it would be “Jonesy.”

  3. timsamoff said:

    Hilarious!!!

  4. Liam said:

    what about jones-esque

  5. mark said:

    well..im just informing you that im now post-Jonesian and that the quote is merely psuedo-Pagittian..

    -g-

    mark

  6. millinerd said:

    Just for the record…

    The proponents of Chalcedon that you seem to be rejecting (who claim it “transcended human particularity”) are remakably non-Chalcedonian, as Chalcedon was nothing less than a full scale affirmation of human particularity!

    And of course Chalcedon is discussable and debatable - in fact the council was itself an attempt to overcome forced conformity - for the “Robber’s Synod” that Chalcedon was held to replace was ruled by raw violence, where the opposition was beat up and left to literally die.

  7. Josh said:

    Bro. Using that quote you’ve underlined in my Theology paper. Is that ok, even though I am clearly not Emerg/ent/ing/ified?

  8. doug pagitt said:

    wow

  9. djchuang said:

    I’ve seen the term McLarenesque used more often than McLarenian, circa 2003 - cf. http://www.dashhouse.com/darryl/2003/02/adventures_in_m.htm

  10. Brad said:

    Pagittine?

  11. Jason M. Roddy said:

    Hello Adam,

    My name is Jason Roddy and I was looking for some information on the “robber’s synod” and I stumbled on your web log. I usually don’t read blogs, and I didn’t see anything about my topic but I thought it was cool that you were a God-seeking, Mac-loving, evangelising, Subaru-driving, book reading seminary student like me! I only wish that I were engaged! I am a 2nd year student at Greenville Presbyterian Theological Seminary in Greenville, SC.

    Regards,
    Jason

  12. Adam said:

    Jason - thanks for the comment - however, you got something wrong. I’m not an “evangelising” student, I’m a Mac-loving & evangelising (meaning I EVANGELIZE FOR MAC-computers).

  13. Scorebored said:

    A word of advice for Mr. Jason Roddy - if I were you, I wouldn’t be so free with my real name on a blog run by someone (a) whom you don’t even know, and (b) whose personal stance you so easily misunderstood.

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